Sorry to bother you with such a derisory news… But during crisis times, it’s good and healthy to laugh. A little bit. 😉
The government’s Propaganda Staffel (the National News Bureau of Thailand) is happy to deliver.
The National Statistic Office indicated that 98.2 percent of people were satisfied with the government’s 15 year free education policy, said Education Minister Jurin Laksanawisit.
Mr. Jurin indicated that the National Statistic Office had surveyed the opinions of 7,800 people nationwide on the government’s 15 year free education scheme. He said the survey showed that 98.2% of the respondents were satisfied with the policy, while 97.9% would like the policy to be continued. (PRD)
You have to figure that those stupid civil servants, and their masters, are paid. Paid to order and to conduct such insanely stupid opinion “survey”. Breathtaking.
And I’m wondering : why only 98,2 % ? It’s a great mystery. Why not 100 % ? Or even 140 % ? Yeah, 140 % would definitely sound better. 😉
Here are a few suggestions for future official surveys (along with their results) :
-Would you like to die tomorrow ? 350 % of people surveyed strongly disagree.
-Do you like to eat ? Only 99,99 % of thai people agree. Strange.
-Do you like the stupid smile of our dashing Prime Minister Abhisit ? Ouch… only 85 % agree. That’s bad.
Thailand ? Irreplaceable ! 😉
And this is why we love this country.