Interior Ministry amazing statistics : 46,377 protesters, 13,385 pick-ups, 3,385 cars

The Thai Crisis Bozo Clown is compulsory here.

A total of 46,377 people took part in the mass rally organised by the anti-government United Front for Democracy against Dictatorship (UDD) in Bangkok, the Ministry of Interior reported on Sunday evening.

The figure was accumulated from the protest venues in Sanam Luang, Phan Fa bridge and King Rama V Equestrian Monument at 1pm.

Out of the total, 23,569 red-shirts were from the Northeast, 11,127 from the North, 4,190 from the central region, 3,667 from the East, 2,990 from the West and 834 from the South.

The demonstrators entered the capital via 13,385 pick-ups, 3,385 cars, 36 trucks, 60 buses, 17 e-tan farm trucks, 137 motorcycles, 115 vans and three train journeys. (Bangkok Post)

I’m wondering : what is the quantity of liquid shit needed inside a brain to dare to state and write such mountain of ridiculous crap ?

Who did it ? Who ordered it ? Who at Bangkok Post decided then to report this crap ?

I mean… at this stage, we need names. πŸ˜‰

Last question : how many clowns are working at the Interior Ministry ? 658 or 6,452 ? How many of them have red panties ? 789 ? And green with blue dots ? 34 ?

And how many neurons, in total, do they have collectively ?

2 ? 3 ? Or 1 and half ?

Amazing Thailand.

6 Responses to “Interior Ministry amazing statistics : 46,377 protesters, 13,385 pick-ups, 3,385 cars”

  1. 1 george P Tuckeer 14 March 2010 at 10:55 pm

    There were also 67,321 incidents of protesters breaking wind

  2. 2 ThaiCrisis 14 March 2010 at 11:06 pm

    You’re wrong Georges: they counted 67,325 incidents of protesters breaking wind.

    4 more than what you reported.

    We have to respect numbers and figures. Detailed. πŸ˜‰

  3. 3 Insanity 14 March 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Maybe it’s someone’s idea of a joke.

  4. 4 ThaiCrisis 14 March 2010 at 11:25 pm

    Bob : well… we probably all agree.

  5. 5 joe 15 March 2010 at 3:49 am

    I’ve been waiting all day for Thai Crisis on this one. I’m overseas and almost blew rice out my nose when I read the Interior statement. I made it as far as Bozo and your headline and..this time the rice DID come out the nose. I didn’t even have to read your commentary. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE THE WHOLE CYCLE: DROPPED AT BIRTH? GENETIC MISHAP? UNFORTUNATE EXPOSURE TO FUMES?

    I greatly greatly appreciate your continuing “In Search Of..” efforts to identify a single Ministry under Pretty Boy with any level credibility. I’m expecting 72-point bold font on the day that happens.

  6. 6 ThaiCrisis 15 March 2010 at 3:57 am

    I have to say : it was too easy.

    Like a gazillon of people, and even after several years of observation of the thai psyche, I’m still wondering….

    Eventually, I would say : they just have a GREAT sense of humor.

    They manage to beat the british “non sense” humor, mixing of Monthy Python and Benny Hill.

    In itself, it’s a proof of talent. πŸ˜‰

    For that matter, I would say : respect.

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